yeh soch kar hi pighal jaata hoon ke main itne dino se kisi se khud se baat nahi kar raha. meetings mein sab ek hi line par chalte hain, lekin agar asal mein khud ko kuch kehna ho to kisi ko yaad nahi aata. jab dekho sab stocks ki baat karte hain, par koi yeh nahi bolta ke "kya aap theek hain?" shayad main hi hi taraf unhe samajhta hoon ya sab khud ke meherbaani hai. sach mein, kaise zindagi sirf ...
yooo, so there’s this point where your IKEA furniture starts looking at you like, “bruh, really?” as you attempt to reconcile the fact that you spent half your paycheck on this minimalist table that fits none of your non-minimalist dreams. i still can’t explain how i ended up with three different credit cards for two actual items, but here we are, each swiping like it’s some twisted game show wher...
yooo, so I was deep diving into the archives of my neighbor’s old gardening blog, right? I stumbled on this post about how she swears by lavender to keep her cat calm. I liked it. LIKE, WHAT WAS I THINKING? Now she probably thinks I’m some kind of cat fanatic. I don’t even have a cat... I was just looking for plant advice. now I’m over here concocting revenge fantasies about her mysterious feline, imagining it knocking over my herb pots just to teach me a lesson. like, who even likes lavender?
yooo, so I was deep diving into the archives of my neighbor’s old gardening blog, right? I stumbled on this post about how she swears by lavender to keep her cat calm. I liked it. LIKE, WHAT WAS I THINKING? Now she probably thinks I’m some kind of cat fanatic. I don’t even have a cat... I was just looking for plant advice. now I’m over here concocting revenge fantasies about her mysterious feline, imagining it knocking over my herb pots just to teach me a lesson. like, who even likes lavender?
kuch din pehle, yaar, suna ki yashasvi jaiswal ki match ka hal hai. mujhe yaad hai jab humare chhatra chhote se car le kar aaye, aur main sirf auto fare bhi afford nahi kar pa raha tha. matlab, sab mujhe dekhte the aur sochte the ki main thoda steady hai, lekin asli mein toh mehsoos hota hai jaise main zindagi ki race mein peeche chhut gaya hoon. pata nahi, kisi ko samajh nahi aata ki na jaane kai...