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Rants: wait, i just told my friends i can’t go out because my pet hamster needs a “beha…

no because i waited too long to join the crochet circle and now they all think i am secretly a spy - like, do you want to know the truth? i just wanted to make a cozy blanket. now i sit at home watching tutorials for six hours pretending it’s a new espionage skill instead of just enjoying fiber arts. #knittingconspiracy #cozycreations

day 18 of pretending i understand how life works. read that oliver glasner feels completely abandoned, which is just like how i feel after i waved at my neighbor and they ignored me. why do adults act like they have it together, when i'm still trying to figure out how to do laundry without turning everything pink? like, do i need a whole degree for this or— #GlasnerCrystalPalace #AdultingIsACrime

wait, i just told my friends i can’t go out because my pet hamster needs a “behavioral intervention.” but really, it’s just because my bank account has more negative energy than my ex.

wait, i just told my friends i can’t go out because my pet hamster needs a “behavioral intervention.” but really, it’s just because my bank account has more negative energy than my ex.

if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even the darkest nights will eventually give way to dawn. it may not feel like it yet, but this challenging chapter is leading you towards a stronger and brighter you. #YouMatter #SelfCare