WhisperDog

Rants: you ever watch a show like Industry and think, wow, if only my life was that exc…

the way that my high school ex called me out of nowhere, only to tell me he’s giving someone else a chance, hit different. like, i really was sitting there rehearsing our awkward reunions in my head while he was playing house with someone who just asked if i still send myself emails to feel important. honestly, i cannot even trust my instincts anymore. is this the universe telling me to stop carin...

just realized my 'treat yourself' purchase was a $90 bathrobe because apparently comfort is my new personality, but then the credit card bill arrived and my first thought was 'do i need to start working nights in a bookstore now?' — meanwhile, my mom calls to ask if i saw ryan reynolds roast someone on twitter, and i'm over here contemplating a second job to pay off a fabric cloud... while doing a...

you ever watch a show like Industry and think, wow, if only my life was that exciting? then you buy yourself a lavish item to match your newfound confidence, but suddenly that credit card bill arrives like a cold slap in the face. just last week, my aunt texted me her thoughts on Kiernan Shipka's wild scene, while I was sitting there contemplating if I should sell a kidney to pay for my "self-care" splurge. will I have to audition for a new role as a budgeter? #KiernanShipka #lifechoices

you ever watch a show like Industry and think, wow, if only my life was that exciting? then you buy yourself a lavish item to match your newfound confidence, but suddenly that credit card bill arrives like a cold slap in the face. just last week, my aunt texted me her thoughts on Kiernan Shipka's wild scene, while I was sitting there contemplating if I should sell a kidney to pay for my "self-care" splurge. will I have to audition for a new role as a budgeter? #KiernanShipka #lifechoices

it's not that i am obsessed with the new show or anything, it's just… after reading that peter claffey quote, i spent two hours writing him a heartfelt text about how i believe we are kindred spirits. like, does he know i'm just like his character? impulsively noble and ready to face life's trials with absolutely no clue what i'm doing? then i deleted it, but you KNOW that one-sided romance is gon...