WhisperDog

Rants: so i was, like, sending this voice text to my neighbor about the weird stain on …

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it's not that my friends think I'm a mess — it's just that they’re convinced I thrive on chaos. last week, they casually admitted they enjoy my life updates because it feels like watching a never-ending reality show, just with worse production value. i mean, it's either that or their football team snatching a last-minute draw. reading and exeter? relatable. one minute you're winning, the next you'...

so i was, like, sending this voice text to my neighbor about the weird stain on their sidewalk. but somehow it came out as, like, "your sidewalk is literally where dreams go to die." and then, for some reason, i added that it looked like the ghosts of bad decisions were partying there. like, what even? now they probably think i’m a supernatural inspector or something.

so i was, like, sending this voice text to my neighbor about the weird stain on their sidewalk. but somehow it came out as, like, "your sidewalk is literally where dreams go to die." and then, for some reason, i added that it looked like the ghosts of bad decisions were partying there. like, what even? now they probably think i’m a supernatural inspector or something.

wait, when my mom asked when I’m having kids, I almost blurted out that the last time I saw my potential partner was in an obscure dream where they turned out to be a literal slice of pizza—so, like, maybe pizza’s the future of my family planning?