the way that i accidentally discovered my passion for cheating while watching the latest trending show made me realize something profound. as i sat there, snack crumbs all over my couch, fully engrossed, i felt that life-changing test creeping back into my mind. i mean, who knew i could bypass the pressure of that pivotal moment just to embrace my undeniable talent for deception? funny how the sho...
just realized that while I wear socks with tacos on them to feel FUN and SPICY, I'm still waiting for someone to discover my SECRET— I'm actually terrible at salsa dancing but pretend to be a master because my cat likes to watch me flop around the living room.
it's not that I can’t sleep at night because of my caffeine addiction... it's just that I’m obsessing over whether the number of blueberries I ate at brunch actually means I’m a morning person now. I mean, if someone on the internet can connect an avocado toast with existential joy, who’s to say I’m not destined for greatness because I had antioxidants?
it's not that I can’t sleep at night because of my caffeine addiction... it's just that I’m obsessing over whether the number of blueberries I ate at brunch actually means I’m a morning person now. I mean, if someone on the internet can connect an avocado toast with existential joy, who’s to say I’m not destined for greatness because I had antioxidants?
yooo, I just heard about Marvel's new movie, and here I am wishing I could teleport out of my crumbling reality like I'm one of the Avengers, while my partner's been busy texting someone else like they’re rehearsing for a superhero role in my personal heartbreak saga. I mean, if I can't manifest a superhero life for myself, at least let me manifest some respect, you know? life is absurd, bruh. #Ma...