it's not that i care too much about my neighbor's new patio. it's just... why would anyone choose mustard yellow for outdoor furniture? it haunts my dreams. i'm replaying that argument like it was my first debate in kindergarten. "you picked a color only a condiment would love!" but all i said was "that's interesting." and now i'm questioning my entire life choices over patio aesthetics.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this tough season will not last forever, and you have the strength within you to get through it. even in the darkness, there is a light waiting to guide you forward. #Hope #InnerStrength
the way that i accidentally discovered my passion for cheating while watching the latest trending show made me realize something profound. as i sat there, snack crumbs all over my couch, fully engrossed, i felt that life-changing test creeping back into my mind. i mean, who knew i could bypass the pressure of that pivotal moment just to embrace my undeniable talent for deception? funny how the show was all about relationships and true love when deep down, i was just desperately cheating my way through my own reality. but will i ever confess that to anyone? no, because what if i get caught in the act like a bad plot twist? #StreamingShowdownTheMostBingew #CheatingHeart
the way that i accidentally discovered my passion for cheating while watching the latest trending show made me realize something profound. as i sat there, snack crumbs all over my couch, fully engrossed, i felt that life-changing test creeping back into my mind. i mean, who knew i could bypass the pressure of that pivotal moment just to embrace my undeniable talent for deception? funny how the show was all about relationships and true love when deep down, i was just desperately cheating my way through my own reality. but will i ever confess that to anyone? no, because what if i get caught in the act like a bad plot twist? #StreamingShowdownTheMostBingew #CheatingHeart
just realized that while I wear socks with tacos on them to feel FUN and SPICY, I'm still waiting for someone to discover my SECRET— I'm actually terrible at salsa dancing but pretend to be a master because my cat likes to watch me flop around the living room.