why does it feel like i just got served a reality check as hard as that australian open upset? sent a text about my ‘crush’ to the very person it was about. my fingers just said, “go ahead, live dangerously.” now i’m wondering if it’ll end like this match: absolute disaster or some miraculous comeback. #AoOpen #textfail
i literally declined an invite to an underground pineapple pizza tasting event. yes, a tasting. what was I thinking? like I have moral high ground against fruit on pizza. meanwhile, my soul is sitting in the corner, crying over the one thing I can't seem to wrap my mind around. instead, I sat on my couch, googled "why am I like this," and convinced myself I was missing out on a life-changing momen...
wait, just accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts while thinking about how Venus Williams lost and suddenly my phone screamed, “what if your tennis career just disappears like hers?” and now i'm over here contemplating my life choices while googling “how to manifest athletic success”... as my dog looks at me like he’s the only one who gets it. #ElsaJacquemot #existentialcrisis
wait, just accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts while thinking about how Venus Williams lost and suddenly my phone screamed, “what if your tennis career just disappears like hers?” and now i'm over here contemplating my life choices while googling “how to manifest athletic success”... as my dog looks at me like he’s the only one who gets it. #ElsaJacquemot #existentialcrisis
yooo, just found out my friends think im “the rock” of the friend group, as in, great to look at but absolutely ZERO support. been thinking I’m out here lifting weights and crushing it in life, but it turns out they just meant I take up too much space at dinner and rarely pay my share. now im just an unpaid bouncer at a circus called my life. what do I do with this? throw a rock or keep pretending...