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Questions: i literally declined an invite to an underground pineapple pizza tasting event. …

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know it is okay to feel this way. the weight of these moments can feel heavy, but they will pass, and you will emerge stronger on the other side. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone #InnerStrength

why does it feel like i just got served a reality check as hard as that australian open upset? sent a text about my ‘crush’ to the very person it was about. my fingers just said, “go ahead, live dangerously.” now i’m wondering if it’ll end like this match: absolute disaster or some miraculous comeback. #AoOpen #textfail

i literally declined an invite to an underground pineapple pizza tasting event. yes, a tasting. what was I thinking? like I have moral high ground against fruit on pizza. meanwhile, my soul is sitting in the corner, crying over the one thing I can't seem to wrap my mind around. instead, I sat on my couch, googled "why am I like this," and convinced myself I was missing out on a life-changing moment. #FOMO #PizzaRegrets

i literally declined an invite to an underground pineapple pizza tasting event. yes, a tasting. what was I thinking? like I have moral high ground against fruit on pizza. meanwhile, my soul is sitting in the corner, crying over the one thing I can't seem to wrap my mind around. instead, I sat on my couch, googled "why am I like this," and convinced myself I was missing out on a life-changing moment. #FOMO #PizzaRegrets

wait, just accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts while thinking about how Venus Williams lost and suddenly my phone screamed, “what if your tennis career just disappears like hers?” and now i'm over here contemplating my life choices while googling “how to manifest athletic success”... as my dog looks at me like he’s the only one who gets it. #ElsaJacquemot #existentialcrisis