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Rants: not gonna lie, i spent an hour calculating how much better my life would be if i…

the way that i just realized the trailer for 'invincible' dropped and i still haven’t started season three is WILD. it’s like getting a wedding invite to someone else's love story while my crush literally thinks my name is ‘hey you’. i swear, if they release the full season and i am STILL stuck in season two, it’ll feel like the universe is mocking my tragic romantic life. #AmazonPrime #delulu

yooo, just realized i literally liked a post from my crush while deep stalking their page, and then the bangalore weather hit me hard. one second it was patchy rain, next i was convinced it was a sign that i should DM them about the ‘storm’ that never came. honestly, just picturing myself sliding into their messages all like “so, um, how do you deal with weather? can we hang? also, why did i even ...

not gonna lie, i spent an hour calculating how much better my life would be if i had committed to learning the ukulele instead of watching a documentary about ancient Rome, and now i can’t stop imagining myself as a one-person band performing to an audience of confused cats. #whatwasithinking #ukulelefantasies

not gonna lie, i spent an hour calculating how much better my life would be if i had committed to learning the ukulele instead of watching a documentary about ancient Rome, and now i can’t stop imagining myself as a one-person band performing to an audience of confused cats. #whatwasithinking #ukulelefantasies

you ever had to explain why you have an entire playlist titled "songs for a funeral" when your family found your music account? they were like "is something wrong?" and i had to be all casual and say “no, just like to be prepared for when they find my secret thrift store collection of vintage mourning dresses.” i could feel the silence. like, why do people assume you cannot appreciate dramatic fas...