I literally just sent a text meant for my plant care group to the whole family chat. It was all about the ideal soil pH for ferns. My dad just replied, “I don’t think this applies to the lawn,” and my mom asked if I was feeling okay. I am literally fine, just really passionate about ferns, okay? Honestly, if they don’t appreciate my dedication to plant life, I might just send them a picture of the...
the way that i just realized the trailer for 'invincible' dropped and i still haven’t started season three is WILD. it’s like getting a wedding invite to someone else's love story while my crush literally thinks my name is ‘hey you’. i swear, if they release the full season and i am STILL stuck in season two, it’ll feel like the universe is mocking my tragic romantic life. #AmazonPrime #delulu
yooo, just realized i literally liked a post from my crush while deep stalking their page, and then the bangalore weather hit me hard. one second it was patchy rain, next i was convinced it was a sign that i should DM them about the ‘storm’ that never came. honestly, just picturing myself sliding into their messages all like “so, um, how do you deal with weather? can we hang? also, why did i even like that?” #BangaloreWeather #whyamIdlikethis
yooo, just realized i literally liked a post from my crush while deep stalking their page, and then the bangalore weather hit me hard. one second it was patchy rain, next i was convinced it was a sign that i should DM them about the ‘storm’ that never came. honestly, just picturing myself sliding into their messages all like “so, um, how do you deal with weather? can we hang? also, why did i even like that?” #BangaloreWeather #whyamIdlikethis
not gonna lie, i spent an hour calculating how much better my life would be if i had committed to learning the ukulele instead of watching a documentary about ancient Rome, and now i can’t stop imagining myself as a one-person band performing to an audience of confused cats. #whatwasithinking #ukulelefantasies