ok but yesterday, i realized my coworker is taking credit for MY project, the same one i stayed up late working on while obsessively layering in a graphic that looked like icebergs melting. then they dropped some big meeting lingo, while i just sat there with an empty coffee cup, wondering if anyone saw me draft an entire iceberg meme that perfectly captures this chaos. still not sure whether to b...
i literally just found out my coworker who once said "my personality type is the most important" got promoted and now they are my boss, like how do I navigate team meetings while pretending their scented gel pens are not totally ridiculous and i’m not planning my escape to a secret underground office somewhere?
it’s not that i care about the knicks vs. 76ers game, it’s just that it’s reminding me of how i haven’t heard from my friend in three days. they finally responded with a single ‘lol,’ like we hadn’t just spiraled into an abyss of radio silence. now i’m convinced they watched the game instead of reading my existential crisis text where i outlined every time i felt abandoned. does their neglect equate to my love life’s playoff drought? maybe. #KnicksVs76ers #existentialcrisis
it’s not that i care about the knicks vs. 76ers game, it’s just that it’s reminding me of how i haven’t heard from my friend in three days. they finally responded with a single ‘lol,’ like we hadn’t just spiraled into an abyss of radio silence. now i’m convinced they watched the game instead of reading my existential crisis text where i outlined every time i felt abandoned. does their neglect equate to my love life’s playoff drought? maybe. #KnicksVs76ers #existentialcrisis
bruh, just sent a message about my microwave dinner situation to the group chat instead of my secret friend who also lives for instant noodles, and now everyone thinks my life revolves around COUNTLESS microwave mishaps. honestly, one time it melted my tupperware into a pancake shape and now this is what they will forever think of me.