I bought a fancy cookbook because I was feeling all adult and inspired, thinking I'd whip up gourmet meals like a pro. Spoiler alert: my first attempt at homemade pasta ended with me covered in flour, my cat looking like it just survived a snowstorm, and a kitchen so messy that I almost called in a SWAT team. Now I just heat up store-bought lasagna and convince my friends I'm “going for the rustic...
I have a confession: I low-key enjoy scrolling through my high school friends' social media just to see if any of them are as lost as I am. It's like a reality show where nobody’s winning, and I'm just sitting here with my popcorn watching them struggle with adulting, all while I’m still trying to figure out if I want to eat cereal for dinner or actually cook something. I mean, is anyone really th...
Is it just me, or does every time I decide to try a new recipe, I end up feeling like a contestant on a cooking show where the prize is just another night of takeout? Like, I follow the instructions to the letter, and somehow my dish looks like a crime scene instead of a gourmet meal. Not to mention the time I tried to make that trendy cloud bread. It turned into a flat, sad pancake that would’ve been perfect for a horror movie set. It’s like my kitchen has a personal vendetta against me. If this is adulting, I think I’d prefer my childhood snack of cereal for dinner, thank you very much.
Is it just me, or does every time I decide to try a new recipe, I end up feeling like a contestant on a cooking show where the prize is just another night of takeout? Like, I follow the instructions to the letter, and somehow my dish looks like a crime scene instead of a gourmet meal. Not to mention the time I tried to make that trendy cloud bread. It turned into a flat, sad pancake that would’ve been perfect for a horror movie set. It’s like my kitchen has a personal vendetta against me. If this is adulting, I think I’d prefer my childhood snack of cereal for dinner, thank you very much.
Ever notice how some people act like they've discovered the latest fashion trend when they just wore their grandma's old clothes? Like, I get it, vintage is in, but come on, just because you paired it with combat boots doesn’t mean you’re a style icon. Meanwhile, I’m over here still trying to figure out if wearing socks with sandals is a crime or a statement. Can we just agree that fashion is one ...