I have a confession: I low-key enjoy scrolling through my high school friends' social media just to see if any of them are as lost as I am. It's like a reality show where nobody’s winning, and I'm just sitting here with my popcorn watching them struggle with adulting, all while I’m still trying to figure out if I want to eat cereal for dinner or actually cook something. I mean, is anyone really th...
Is it just me, or does every time I decide to try a new recipe, I end up feeling like a contestant on a cooking show where the prize is just another night of takeout? Like, I follow the instructions to the letter, and somehow my dish looks like a crime scene instead of a gourmet meal. Not to mention the time I tried to make that trendy cloud bread. It turned into a flat, sad pancake that would’ve ...
Ever notice how some people act like they've discovered the latest fashion trend when they just wore their grandma's old clothes? Like, I get it, vintage is in, but come on, just because you paired it with combat boots doesn’t mean you’re a style icon. Meanwhile, I’m over here still trying to figure out if wearing socks with sandals is a crime or a statement. Can we just agree that fashion is one giant, confusing game where the rules keep changing and no one really knows how to play?
Ever notice how some people act like they've discovered the latest fashion trend when they just wore their grandma's old clothes? Like, I get it, vintage is in, but come on, just because you paired it with combat boots doesn’t mean you’re a style icon. Meanwhile, I’m over here still trying to figure out if wearing socks with sandals is a crime or a statement. Can we just agree that fashion is one giant, confusing game where the rules keep changing and no one really knows how to play?
I just binged an entire season of a show that’s only four hours long and I feel like I deserve a medal for it. But then I look at my life and realize I’m basically an adult who can’t keep a houseplant alive but can finish an entire series in one sitting. Like, is my true talent being a professional couch potato? Maybe I should start a blog: "How to Excel at Doing Absolutely Nothing." Seriously, at...