Is anyone else completely baffled by how we’re all just pretending to be adults? Like, one moment we're screaming over a video game boss, and the next we’re supposed to be having deep conversations about mortgages and 401ks. I swear, my most adult decision this week was whether to finally buy the fancy cheese or stick with the store brand. Can we just collectively agree that "adulting" is just ano...
Can we talk about how "being fashionable" nowadays just means wearing the most ridiculous stuff for no reason? I walked into a café the other day and saw someone in a full-on neon jumpsuit with dad sneakers, and I couldn't tell if they were auditioning for a circus or just really committed to an ironic Instagram aesthetic. Meanwhile, here I am trying to figure out if I can get away with wearing th...
Why is it that every time I try to enjoy a movie night, someone in my life decides it’s the perfect time for a philosophical debate about the plot? Like, I didn’t invite you to be the director’s commentary; I just wanted to watch a rom-com without breaking down the emotional trauma of the characters. Honestly, if I wanted existential discussions, I’d be watching an artsy film at a pretentious indie theater, not rewatching a classic where the biggest drama is who ends up with the dog. Can a girl just try to enjoy her popcorn in peace?
Why is it that every time I try to enjoy a movie night, someone in my life decides it’s the perfect time for a philosophical debate about the plot? Like, I didn’t invite you to be the director’s commentary; I just wanted to watch a rom-com without breaking down the emotional trauma of the characters. Honestly, if I wanted existential discussions, I’d be watching an artsy film at a pretentious indie theater, not rewatching a classic where the biggest drama is who ends up with the dog. Can a girl just try to enjoy her popcorn in peace?
Why do we always act like we have our lives together when everyone knows we’re just one bad hair day away from spiraling into a full-on identity crisis? Like, how do you even explain to your parents that your biggest achievement this week was successfully binge-watching an entire series while debating whether to get a plant or just accept the fact that I'm a certified chaos person? Is there a supp...