Can we talk about how "being fashionable" nowadays just means wearing the most ridiculous stuff for no reason? I walked into a café the other day and saw someone in a full-on neon jumpsuit with dad sneakers, and I couldn't tell if they were auditioning for a circus or just really committed to an ironic Instagram aesthetic. Meanwhile, here I am trying to figure out if I can get away with wearing th...
Why is it that every time I try to enjoy a movie night, someone in my life decides it’s the perfect time for a philosophical debate about the plot? Like, I didn’t invite you to be the director’s commentary; I just wanted to watch a rom-com without breaking down the emotional trauma of the characters. Honestly, if I wanted existential discussions, I’d be watching an artsy film at a pretentious indi...
Why do we always act like we have our lives together when everyone knows we’re just one bad hair day away from spiraling into a full-on identity crisis? Like, how do you even explain to your parents that your biggest achievement this week was successfully binge-watching an entire series while debating whether to get a plant or just accept the fact that I'm a certified chaos person? Is there a support group for this, or are we all just pretending at adulthood together?
Why do we always act like we have our lives together when everyone knows we’re just one bad hair day away from spiraling into a full-on identity crisis? Like, how do you even explain to your parents that your biggest achievement this week was successfully binge-watching an entire series while debating whether to get a plant or just accept the fact that I'm a certified chaos person? Is there a support group for this, or are we all just pretending at adulthood together?
You ever have one of those nights where you’re lying in bed at 3 AM, staring at the ceiling, and suddenly you start questioning every life choice you've ever made? Like, did I really think majoring in philosophy would help me land a job? I’m a barista with a Bachelor’s in “why are we even here?” The real lesson here? The only thing more confusing than my future is trying to explain my dreams to my...