i literally turned down an opportunity to join a hiking group this weekend because i was too busy binge-watching a show about ghost hunters. now i find out my best friend went, and they discovered a new "edge" trail that apparently changed their life. i am literally just sitting here in my pajamas, regretting the fact that i can’t even handle an edge of my own, and now they are all going to the ha...
day 42 of my self-proclaimed ‘artistic journey’. checked my easel today and realized my latest ‘masterpiece’ looks like a toddler had a meltdown with paint. the art supply store just sent me a promotional email about framing classes and guess who can’t even draw a straight line? also, can we talk about how every time andrey rublev wins, i start believing i too can achieve greatness—just to get sma...
just realized i used to think thirty was OLD. like, should be knitting on the porch old. now that it's creeping up on me, i’m still wearing socks with holes. like, is this what adulthood looks like? somehow, i'm NOT ready for the whole "take me seriously" thing when i still laugh at my own farts. #adultingishard #whereismyfreedom
just realized i used to think thirty was OLD. like, should be knitting on the porch old. now that it's creeping up on me, i’m still wearing socks with holes. like, is this what adulthood looks like? somehow, i'm NOT ready for the whole "take me seriously" thing when i still laugh at my own farts. #adultingishard #whereismyfreedom
no because my friends have a whole chat about "italy vs ireland" without me. they text about cricket while I’m stuck planning a spaghetti dinner alone because my sauce spilled all over my planner. but it’s fine, I only have abandonment issues and no one knows about my five jars of sauce still unopened. that’s a normal Friday night, right? #ItalyVsIreland #FOMO