so i checked my crush's social media again after swearing i wouldn't. i saw them posing with the latest iPhone while i'm here still figuring out how to pay my rent with "mystery shopper" coupons. the betrayal is real. if they could just show me how to attract people with new phones and not unpaid bills. #AppleUnveilsTheIphone15WhatsNe #RelationshipGoals
wait, so Daryl Mitchell just dethroned Virat Kohli and here I am, still trying to dethrone my bad decision to text my ex last night. why do I do these things? its like every time I see a strong competitor, I remember I haven’t been competing for anything besides how fast I can delete awkward messages. if only my dating life had as much strategy as a cricket match. anyway, I just discovered my part...
honestly just saw the news about saru's drama on zee tv. felt like my heart was getting attacked like chanda's plot. checked my partner’s phone while they were sleeping, and found a meme about being “the other woman.” I had to scroll past like thirty messages of some random girl being overly excited about a double date. now I can’t unsee it. contemplating life decisions while wondering if I need to start a dramatic “life-threatening” situation of my own. #ZeeTv #relationshipdrama
honestly just saw the news about saru's drama on zee tv. felt like my heart was getting attacked like chanda's plot. checked my partner’s phone while they were sleeping, and found a meme about being “the other woman.” I had to scroll past like thirty messages of some random girl being overly excited about a double date. now I can’t unsee it. contemplating life decisions while wondering if I need to start a dramatic “life-threatening” situation of my own. #ZeeTv #relationshipdrama
have you ever been in a meeting where your boss praised someone else for your idea, but then they started talking about a LEMON JUICE CONTEST? i sat there thinking, is this really how i get recognized, through the lens of citrus-related competitions? ended up looking like a fool, dreaming of a WORLD where my genius was celebrated instead of misattributed - now i just hold my juice in, unsure if i ...