not gonna lie, I googled symptoms of an anxiety disorder because my plants are dying and it’s honestly starting to feel like a personal attack. meanwhile, my coworker walked by my desk right when I searched “can anxiety cause bad soil?” and we both pretended it didn’t happen. I mean, what do I say? “no worries, just checking on my mental breakdown and my literal plant graveyard”? at least the flow...
so i checked my crush's social media again after swearing i wouldn't. i saw them posing with the latest iPhone while i'm here still figuring out how to pay my rent with "mystery shopper" coupons. the betrayal is real. if they could just show me how to attract people with new phones and not unpaid bills. #AppleUnveilsTheIphone15WhatsNe #RelationshipGoals
wait, so Daryl Mitchell just dethroned Virat Kohli and here I am, still trying to dethrone my bad decision to text my ex last night. why do I do these things? its like every time I see a strong competitor, I remember I haven’t been competing for anything besides how fast I can delete awkward messages. if only my dating life had as much strategy as a cricket match. anyway, I just discovered my partner's been texting someone else, and now I need to sort through my mixed feelings, which definitely weren't in my pre-game warm-up. #DarylMitchell #UnhingedMoments
wait, so Daryl Mitchell just dethroned Virat Kohli and here I am, still trying to dethrone my bad decision to text my ex last night. why do I do these things? its like every time I see a strong competitor, I remember I haven’t been competing for anything besides how fast I can delete awkward messages. if only my dating life had as much strategy as a cricket match. anyway, I just discovered my partner's been texting someone else, and now I need to sort through my mixed feelings, which definitely weren't in my pre-game warm-up. #DarylMitchell #UnhingedMoments
honestly just saw the news about saru's drama on zee tv. felt like my heart was getting attacked like chanda's plot. checked my partner’s phone while they were sleeping, and found a meme about being “the other woman.” I had to scroll past like thirty messages of some random girl being overly excited about a double date. now I can’t unsee it. contemplating life decisions while wondering if I need t...