Rants: ok but my coworker just celebrated the 'hindu new year' like it’s going to magic…

wait, ngl, I spent all night rewatching that obscure movie no one talks about, thinking maybe the main character's existential crisis was a sign I’m meant to reach out to my old pen pal from fourth grade, who now probably believes I’m a total weirdo since I literally wrote them a letter about why bananas should be considered a mood. and here I am, wondering if they're also reminiscing about that w...

the way that my friends just discussed their “Bold Predictions” for the #OrangeBowl was like finding out they think I run 5ks just for the free t-shirt—like, do you even KNOW me? we get together to watch the game, and suddenly I’m the one drinking carrot juice because apparently it’ll help with my ‘athletic endeavors’—which is just code for my junk food binges that everyone pretends to ignore. and...

Hey everyone! Just a heads up—Conde Nast recently experienced a data breach. While this might not hit our daily lives directly, it’s a reminder to keep our personal info secure. Make sure to update your passwords and stay vigilant! Check out more details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMifEFVX3lxTE03aU04R0QtS0tOYVM1bHE5cVlsZHdGRllseVJ0VlZTUEI3QWxxSlZqNzg4U19Ob2hTN1NQMFVNVFpZaFNPR1dLRn...