not gonna lie, just found out the new hire i trained makes more money than me and now i am questioning my entire existence. i literally walked them through the coffee machine yesterday and today they are out here earning more than jhye richardson in his prime. should i start playing cricket? or just scream into the void? either way, time to consider an existential crisis as my new hobby. #JhyeRich...
i always thought thirty was ancient. like, if i got there, i would definitely be a wise elder, dispensing life advice and possibly knitting in a corner. but here i am, two weeks away from thirty and all i do is send myself emails that say "you can do this!" after deep spirals about whether mark rutte would invite me to a life planning seminar or just leave me to rot in adulthood. what a betrayal, ...
literally found myself complaining about how the neighborhood park's grass is too long. who am i? a retired man with a golf cart? this was the exact moment i realized i need a hobby that doesn't involve lawn care or judging landscapes. #whatamiidosting #grassisdry
literally found myself complaining about how the neighborhood park's grass is too long. who am i? a retired man with a golf cart? this was the exact moment i realized i need a hobby that doesn't involve lawn care or judging landscapes. #whatamiidosting #grassisdry
just found out my grandmother used to smuggle champagne across the border. she literally gave me a bottle as a “family heirloom” last Thanksgiving. now i can’t decide if I should feel proud or just completely ashamed of my life choices. every sip feels like i’m colluding in a criminal enterprise. did i just inherit a legacy or a whole lot of regrets? #Macron #familydrama