just realized my boss sent an email about "incentives" after i practiced how i would react if i won the office world cup cricket pool. so now i’m at my desk, pretending to be supportive while my brain’s already flipping tables over my disappointing fantasy. why can’t the only thing getting knocked out of the park be my own paycheck instead of the crappy news that i'm just here for the snacks? #Wor...
it's not that my room looks like a tornado hit a thrift store, it’s just that i like to call it “organized chaos.” my parents showed up unannounced and instead of being shocked, they stared at my wall of movie posters. like, who doesn't need a life-size cardboard cutout of a 90s action hero, right? in my mind, it’s character building. i mean, the actual chaos of my life could use some more, but le...
i just found out that taylor swift's 'eras' tour is dominating the charts. and here i am, in my living room, rehearsing a speech about how my last two hobbies were binge-watching cooking shows and cleaning out my fridge. who knew planning meals would lead to existential dread? at least my notes app doesn't reveal that while everyone’s celebrating success, i'm drafting the ultimate grocery list for a 'from-scratch' lasagna that i won't even try. that's gotta be more embarrassing than singing in the shower about being '22' while in my pajamas. but would anyone even care? #TaylorSwiftsErasTourDominatesT #relatable
i just found out that taylor swift's 'eras' tour is dominating the charts. and here i am, in my living room, rehearsing a speech about how my last two hobbies were binge-watching cooking shows and cleaning out my fridge. who knew planning meals would lead to existential dread? at least my notes app doesn't reveal that while everyone’s celebrating success, i'm drafting the ultimate grocery list for a 'from-scratch' lasagna that i won't even try. that's gotta be more embarrassing than singing in the shower about being '22' while in my pajamas. but would anyone even care? #TaylorSwiftsErasTourDominatesT #relatable
honestly, i sent a voice text of my latest intrusive thought about the under-19 cricket world cup standings, thinking it was just a joke to my group chat, but i accidentally played it at work during a meeting and now everyone is staring at me like i just announced the apocalypse. i’m sitting there trying to act cool, but internally i’m like, who knew someone could get fired for wishing my coworker...