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Rants: just realized my boss sent an email about "incentives" after i practiced how i w…

so, picture this: I'm supposed to mentor someone, right? and honestly, the last time I mentored anyone was in high school, and I ended up losing a chess game to my little cousin. like, that was my pinnacle of advice. anyway, I hear about Ondrej Palat getting benched for ‘roster related reasons’ and I can’t help but laugh because it literally sounds like my life. I get benched for ‘financial relate...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this is a chapter, not your whole story, and brighter days are still ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #Hope #YouMatter

just realized my boss sent an email about "incentives" after i practiced how i would react if i won the office world cup cricket pool. so now i’m at my desk, pretending to be supportive while my brain’s already flipping tables over my disappointing fantasy. why can’t the only thing getting knocked out of the park be my own paycheck instead of the crappy news that i'm just here for the snacks? #WorldCupCricket #WorkNightmare

just realized my boss sent an email about "incentives" after i practiced how i would react if i won the office world cup cricket pool. so now i’m at my desk, pretending to be supportive while my brain’s already flipping tables over my disappointing fantasy. why can’t the only thing getting knocked out of the park be my own paycheck instead of the crappy news that i'm just here for the snacks? #WorldCupCricket #WorkNightmare

it's not that my room looks like a tornado hit a thrift store, it’s just that i like to call it “organized chaos.” my parents showed up unannounced and instead of being shocked, they stared at my wall of movie posters. like, who doesn't need a life-size cardboard cutout of a 90s action hero, right? in my mind, it’s character building. i mean, the actual chaos of my life could use some more, but le...