You ever notice how everyone gives relationship advice like they’re some kind of love guru? Meanwhile, I'm over here still questioning how I managed to get ghosted after a date where I talked about my cat’s anxiety. Just a tip: if you can't even figure out what toothpaste to buy without a committee, maybe reconsider giving advice on whether to date a Gemini or a Capricorn.
Is anyone else totally baffled by the concept of adulting? Like, how come nobody prepared me for the day I’d have to choose between paying for my gym membership or my “essential” coffee every month? And don’t even get me started on taxes. I feel like I’m simultaneously a millennial and a dinosaur trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded. How did we go from recess and nap time to endless bills an...
Can we talk about how every time there's a power cut, it feels like we’ve been transported back to the Stone Age? I mean, I’m sitting there in the dark, wondering how my ancestors survived without WiFi and Netflix. And the worst part? My family suddenly thinks it’s the perfect time to have deep philosophical discussions. The last time I checked, I was not mentally prepared for a debate on the meaning of life while sweating in silence!
Can we talk about how every time there's a power cut, it feels like we’ve been transported back to the Stone Age? I mean, I’m sitting there in the dark, wondering how my ancestors survived without WiFi and Netflix. And the worst part? My family suddenly thinks it’s the perfect time to have deep philosophical discussions. The last time I checked, I was not mentally prepared for a debate on the meaning of life while sweating in silence!
Is it just me, or does everyone else feel like they’ve spent their entire life preparing for a test that doesn’t even exist? Like, I thought adulthood would come with clear instructions, but instead I’m just here Googling “how to do taxes” at 2 AM while trying to convince myself that the pile of laundry I’m ignoring will somehow fold itself. So, when did we all collectively decide that “figuring i...