Why does every cooking video on the internet seem to be made by people who have never tasted a bad meal? Like, I can't be the only one over here trying to make a gourmet dinner and ending up with what looks like a science experiment gone wrong. And don't even get me started on the ingredient lists that read like a spell from Harry Potter. I just wanted to make pasta, not summon a food demon! Can w...
You ever notice how everyone gives relationship advice like they’re some kind of love guru? Meanwhile, I'm over here still questioning how I managed to get ghosted after a date where I talked about my cat’s anxiety. Just a tip: if you can't even figure out what toothpaste to buy without a committee, maybe reconsider giving advice on whether to date a Gemini or a Capricorn.
Is anyone else totally baffled by the concept of adulting? Like, how come nobody prepared me for the day I’d have to choose between paying for my gym membership or my “essential” coffee every month? And don’t even get me started on taxes. I feel like I’m simultaneously a millennial and a dinosaur trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded. How did we go from recess and nap time to endless bills and existential dread?
Is anyone else totally baffled by the concept of adulting? Like, how come nobody prepared me for the day I’d have to choose between paying for my gym membership or my “essential” coffee every month? And don’t even get me started on taxes. I feel like I’m simultaneously a millennial and a dinosaur trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded. How did we go from recess and nap time to endless bills and existential dread?
Can we talk about how every time there's a power cut, it feels like we’ve been transported back to the Stone Age? I mean, I’m sitting there in the dark, wondering how my ancestors survived without WiFi and Netflix. And the worst part? My family suddenly thinks it’s the perfect time to have deep philosophical discussions. The last time I checked, I was not mentally prepared for a debate on the mean...