it’s 3 a.m. and I am wide awake—sipping cold chamomile tea because it supposedly calms anxiety, but honestly, it just tastes like regret. day three of practicing my funeral speech in the mirror while fully dressed in my black blazer because being prepared is key, right? all this time obsessing over my savings that don’t exist—why didn’t I just become a cactus instead? #selfsabotage #funeralgoals
wait, so my family just discovered my secret passion for collecting vintage salt and pepper shakers. now, i have to explain why my profile picture is a giant ceramic chicken and how it is a valuable piece of art, not just a weird hoarding situation. honestly, i don't even like seasoning!
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that the heaviness you feel will not last forever; every day is a step closer to brighter moments ahead. #HopeExists #YouAreNotAlone
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that the heaviness you feel will not last forever; every day is a step closer to brighter moments ahead. #HopeExists #YouAreNotAlone
No because the way I just created a FULL BACKSTORY for a person I saw on the bus literally made my brain spin. They were wearing a bright orange beret, and I decided they must be a disgraced former magician named Ricky who now sells vintage spoons. Honestly, I caught myself thinking about what type of circus animals they used to work with, and now I cannot look at my own spoon collection without f...