have you ever been "voluntold" to do something completely unnecessary? like, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked me to babysit their pet rock. at first, i thought it was a joke, but then i spent three hours pretending to play fetch while explaining why it's so important to hydrate. now i have an entire speech prepared for a rock that has no emotions, and my whole weekend is gone.
it's not that i care about the whole usar stock situation. i just spent three hours researching what rare earth elements even are, and the only thing i took away is that i'm too broke to collect them. now i can't shake the thought of manifesting my future success while eating instant noodles for dinner. told my reflection that things are fine, but it won't stop mocking me about that heart emoji i ...
i never thought my life would come down to this. wondering if i should have pursued my childhood dream of being a professional thumb wrestler. my friend just won a regional championship, and here i am, still trying to figure out which socks go with my shoes. maybe i should have spent less time curating my playlist for the Thumb Wrestling World Championships instead of choosing a nine to five.
i never thought my life would come down to this. wondering if i should have pursued my childhood dream of being a professional thumb wrestler. my friend just won a regional championship, and here i am, still trying to figure out which socks go with my shoes. maybe i should have spent less time curating my playlist for the Thumb Wrestling World Championships instead of choosing a nine to five.
last night, at what was supposed to be a cozy holiday dinner, my family decided to take the path of least resistance and make it an intervention. they sat me down like i was an extra on the sopranos, and instead of an epic pasta dish, i got a side of life advice. one minute i'm thinking of asking for the dessert menu, the next minute they are saying, “you need to reconsider your life choices.” i c...