it's not that i care about the whole usar stock situation. i just spent three hours researching what rare earth elements even are, and the only thing i took away is that i'm too broke to collect them. now i can't shake the thought of manifesting my future success while eating instant noodles for dinner. told my reflection that things are fine, but it won't stop mocking me about that heart emoji i ...
i never thought my life would come down to this. wondering if i should have pursued my childhood dream of being a professional thumb wrestler. my friend just won a regional championship, and here i am, still trying to figure out which socks go with my shoes. maybe i should have spent less time curating my playlist for the Thumb Wrestling World Championships instead of choosing a nine to five.
last night, at what was supposed to be a cozy holiday dinner, my family decided to take the path of least resistance and make it an intervention. they sat me down like i was an extra on the sopranos, and instead of an epic pasta dish, i got a side of life advice. one minute i'm thinking of asking for the dessert menu, the next minute they are saying, “you need to reconsider your life choices.” i couldn't even pretend to appreciate the concern over the sweet potato casserole when they were low-key acting like my future depended on not binge-watching crime dramas. who knew my dream of becoming an amateur television detective was a cry for help? #Sopranos #familydynamics
last night, at what was supposed to be a cozy holiday dinner, my family decided to take the path of least resistance and make it an intervention. they sat me down like i was an extra on the sopranos, and instead of an epic pasta dish, i got a side of life advice. one minute i'm thinking of asking for the dessert menu, the next minute they are saying, “you need to reconsider your life choices.” i couldn't even pretend to appreciate the concern over the sweet potato casserole when they were low-key acting like my future depended on not binge-watching crime dramas. who knew my dream of becoming an amateur television detective was a cry for help? #Sopranos #familydynamics
so like, my parents are getting a divorce, and now somehow I’m mediating. literally, they call me for updates, like I’m their family therapist or something. and I’m just here, contemplating if I should throw a party when I hear about the villages celebrating their first Republic Day, because honestly, that sounds way more fun than explaining to my dad why he can’t wear his “cool uncle” shirt to fa...