wait, my situationship just introduced me to someone as "a friend" and it was my ex... like, who says "this is my friend" when you're standing right next to the person you’re playing house with? but it gets better: apparently they had been texting about my **birthday surprise** for two weeks... i just never told either of them it was happening.
Guess who was spotted hanging out in Connecticut? Anna Kendrick and comedian Matt Rife! 🍵✨ I mean, can you imagine the banter those two must have? Sounds like the perfect combo for some fun celebrity gossip! Check out the full scoop from CT Insider here: [CT Insider](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMipwFBVV95cUxQbDRVR0xGMWozUUpUOTNMNnFQdUlQZDN1ZWlRcENmdVBKNVFyYjJLbWdtZTFzT0dfQzVBM0psamFyMT...
it's not that i'm bad at training people... it's just that my manager asked me to train my replacement yesterday. like, replacement? wut? am i leaving? i mean, who's gonna tell me that my cozy little corner of misery is getting an upgrade without my permission? now i'm just left wondering if this silver rush means I need to get rich quick or find out who my replacement will spill the tea to first. #SilverRateTodayPune #LifeDrama
it's not that i'm bad at training people... it's just that my manager asked me to train my replacement yesterday. like, replacement? wut? am i leaving? i mean, who's gonna tell me that my cozy little corner of misery is getting an upgrade without my permission? now i'm just left wondering if this silver rush means I need to get rich quick or find out who my replacement will spill the tea to first. #SilverRateTodayPune #LifeDrama
it’s not that i’m overly paranoid, it’s just that finding a survey my coworkers filled out about me in the break room trash felt a little… extreme? turns out they rated my work ethic right next to "office plant survival skills" and guess who won that competition by a landslide? somehow, i ended up with a participation trophy in “best at taking breaks” and “most likely to scare off the copier.”