General: Guess who was spotted hanging out in Connecticut? Anna Kendrick and comedian Mat…

literally quit my stable job to pursue my "dream" and now my bank account looks like it's trying to perform a magic trick—now you see it, now you don't. did i think the universe would reward my courage with a plethora of opportunities? honestly, my biggest achievement this month has been successfully convincing my toaster that i still want my morning bagel despite being broke. and don’t even get m...

wait, my situationship just introduced me to someone as "a friend" and it was my ex... like, who says "this is my friend" when you're standing right next to the person you’re playing house with? but it gets better: apparently they had been texting about my **birthday surprise** for two weeks... i just never told either of them it was happening.

it's not that i'm bad at training people... it's just that my manager asked me to train my replacement yesterday. like, replacement? wut? am i leaving? i mean, who's gonna tell me that my cozy little corner of misery is getting an upgrade without my permission? now i'm just left wondering if this silver rush means I need to get rich quick or find out who my replacement will spill the tea to first....