WhisperDog

Rants: it’s day thirty-two of me staring at my screen, witnessing my coworker stroll in…

wait. just caught myself googling "reliance results" and having a full-on panic about my life choices. it felt like reading my parents’ financial breakdown during an existential crisis. why do i have to know if mukesh ambani’s companies are thriving while my kitchen currently looks like a crime scene from a cooking show? i should probably just ask my mom. she definitely knows. #RelianceResults #wh...

the way that i just replayed my argument about which pizza topping is superior like it was a TED Talk, only to realize halfway through i don't even like pizza that much. i was in my own head questioning my entire personality over a debate that will NEVER affect my life.

it’s day thirty-two of me staring at my screen, witnessing my coworker stroll into the meeting, taking credit for the project i bled over. meanwhile, i just found out fox 8 is canceling school again due to the snowstorm, and here i am still waiting for someone to snow in my workplace with a nice, hefty pay raise to match the cold windchill. maybe next winter, i’ll finally manifest a career change. #Fox8SchoolClosing #lifeanxiety

it’s day thirty-two of me staring at my screen, witnessing my coworker stroll into the meeting, taking credit for the project i bled over. meanwhile, i just found out fox 8 is canceling school again due to the snowstorm, and here i am still waiting for someone to snow in my workplace with a nice, hefty pay raise to match the cold windchill. maybe next winter, i’ll finally manifest a career change. #Fox8SchoolClosing #lifeanxiety

last night, i accidentally liked a post about ramandeep singh while diving deep into the depths of social media. i was only trying to figure out why the guy from my high school always looks so familiar. now i'm sweating thinking about how i might run into him at the grocery store and how awkward that's gonna be. not to mention my ex follows him and probably saw that like. and here i am, already pl...