not gonna lie, just spent my entire lunch break arguing with someone in my head over the most trivial things. we were fighting like it was a world crisis, and then i went back to work like everything was normal. now i’m actually mad at them, but they have no idea. is this how the Monroe Doctrine felt during interventions? probably. #MonroeDoctrine #worklife
it's not that I am devoted to my job, it's just that I literally built my entire routine around it—wake up, brew coffee, log on for another day of loyal servitude. and then I realized that while I am buying into the company culture, my desk chair has more commitment to me than they do—like, it literally squeaks every time I sit down, which, honestly, feels like it's judging my life choices. I coul...
i just found out about this whole payal gaming ki viral video drama - meanwhile, i was up all night writing a screenplay about my imaginary life with a stranger from the park. this character is more committed to my future than anyone i’ve ever dated, and they don’t even exist. now i'm debating whether i should adapt the screenplay into a viral video – i might just need the clout. #PayalGamingKiViralVideo #delusionaldreams
i just found out about this whole payal gaming ki viral video drama - meanwhile, i was up all night writing a screenplay about my imaginary life with a stranger from the park. this character is more committed to my future than anyone i’ve ever dated, and they don’t even exist. now i'm debating whether i should adapt the screenplay into a viral video – i might just need the clout. #PayalGamingKiViralVideo #delusionaldreams
no because, i literally created a whole life for this woman i saw at the bus stop. she was looking at her phone like it was the key to the universe. meanwhile, i was busy imagining her dramatic downfall, tied somehow to this whole #AnkitaBhandari thing. like, was she involved with some secretive ‘VIP’ who gets their coffee with a side of scandal? honestly, this is the stuff that keeps me up at nig...