day 14 of watching my toxic coworker, who once threw a stapler at my head, strut around as my boss. they just set up an AI chatbot in our team meeting to answer all the questions they don’t want to, but when it malfunctioned and started spitting out their high school drama, I almost couldn’t contain my laughter. now i'm over here praying for the algorithm to really step up — because i need it to a...
not gonna lie, just spent my entire lunch break arguing with someone in my head over the most trivial things. we were fighting like it was a world crisis, and then i went back to work like everything was normal. now i’m actually mad at them, but they have no idea. is this how the Monroe Doctrine felt during interventions? probably. #MonroeDoctrine #worklife
it's not that I am devoted to my job, it's just that I literally built my entire routine around it—wake up, brew coffee, log on for another day of loyal servitude. and then I realized that while I am buying into the company culture, my desk chair has more commitment to me than they do—like, it literally squeaks every time I sit down, which, honestly, feels like it's judging my life choices. I could probably disappear for a week and they would just find someone to fill my chair, sipping the last bit of my coffee like a sinister game of musical chairs. I'm just out here thinking about the loyalty I give to a place that would replace me faster than my morning toast could burn—this could honestly be a documentary, the real life of a desk ornament. #officehumor #corporatejokes
it's not that I am devoted to my job, it's just that I literally built my entire routine around it—wake up, brew coffee, log on for another day of loyal servitude. and then I realized that while I am buying into the company culture, my desk chair has more commitment to me than they do—like, it literally squeaks every time I sit down, which, honestly, feels like it's judging my life choices. I could probably disappear for a week and they would just find someone to fill my chair, sipping the last bit of my coffee like a sinister game of musical chairs. I'm just out here thinking about the loyalty I give to a place that would replace me faster than my morning toast could burn—this could honestly be a documentary, the real life of a desk ornament. #officehumor #corporatejokes
i just found out about this whole payal gaming ki viral video drama - meanwhile, i was up all night writing a screenplay about my imaginary life with a stranger from the park. this character is more committed to my future than anyone i’ve ever dated, and they don’t even exist. now i'm debating whether i should adapt the screenplay into a viral video – i might just need the clout. #PayalGamingKiVir...