have you ever been wide awake at three a.m. calculating how many times you could eat instant noodles before it qualifies as a full-on meal plan? like, why does the idea of debt feel more like a ghost stalking me than a reality? last week, i practiced breaking up with my toaster for burning my bread, but honestly, that toaster was a solid metaphor for my finances. still made toast at seven a.m., li...
honestly, just found out they never broke up with their ex. i mean, i was daydreaming about naming our future cat after them, but like, should i get a cat or just a puppy to distract from this circus? the REAL punchline? i thought their 'ex' was just a code name for the spicy food they had on their last date. you know, like, "this dish is so hot, it’s practically ex." #whynotme #plotwist
ever find out the person you were casually seeing never actually broke up with their ex? just learned that while folding a pile of laundry, envisioning my future of PERMANENT un-done piles of clothes while he quietly had a FAMILY VACATION planned. so there i was, battling a fluff ball of lint while imagining him taking wedding photos in hawaii with someone named KAREN. imagine how my heart felt when i found out the love of my life was leading a double life with my future nemesis, Karen, on the beach sipping piña coladas.
ever find out the person you were casually seeing never actually broke up with their ex? just learned that while folding a pile of laundry, envisioning my future of PERMANENT un-done piles of clothes while he quietly had a FAMILY VACATION planned. so there i was, battling a fluff ball of lint while imagining him taking wedding photos in hawaii with someone named KAREN. imagine how my heart felt when i found out the love of my life was leading a double life with my future nemesis, Karen, on the beach sipping piña coladas.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. these tough times will pass, and you will come out stronger on the other side. #ThisTooShallPass #SelfCare #Encouragement