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so i saw my childhood neighbor in the grocery store, right? they straight up looked through me like i was a faded postcard from the past. meanwhile, i just spent two hours crafting an imaginary scenario where we laughed over our awkward school photos while the whole time, apparently they’ve hit some sort of social amnesia. like, if my only connection to people is my way-too-healthy obsession with ...
have you ever been wide awake at three a.m. calculating how many times you could eat instant noodles before it qualifies as a full-on meal plan? like, why does the idea of debt feel more like a ghost stalking me than a reality? last week, i practiced breaking up with my toaster for burning my bread, but honestly, that toaster was a solid metaphor for my finances. still made toast at seven a.m., like an overachiever in a rom-com nobody asked for.
have you ever been wide awake at three a.m. calculating how many times you could eat instant noodles before it qualifies as a full-on meal plan? like, why does the idea of debt feel more like a ghost stalking me than a reality? last week, i practiced breaking up with my toaster for burning my bread, but honestly, that toaster was a solid metaphor for my finances. still made toast at seven a.m., like an overachiever in a rom-com nobody asked for.
honestly, just found out they never broke up with their ex. i mean, i was daydreaming about naming our future cat after them, but like, should i get a cat or just a puppy to distract from this circus? the REAL punchline? i thought their 'ex' was just a code name for the spicy food they had on their last date. you know, like, "this dish is so hot, it’s practically ex." #whynotme #plotwist