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Rants: just realized my family found my social media while googling "jessica pegula" hi…

i am somehow a “mentor” to someone who thinks i know how to cook. my specialty is burning toast and googling takeout menus. they just asked me for tips on making homemade pasta. i paused and told them it requires a “delicate touch.” can’t wait for them to discover the truth that involves instant noodles and a microwave. #mentorshipfail #cookingdisaster

the way that i just sent my boss a text about "working together during these tough times" and immediately drafted a response about how they need to take a long walk off a short pier. like, how am i writing entire paragraphs while my heart's doing this weird dance about getting rained out and stuck indoors for another week? one more email about "flexible working hours" and i might just grab an umbr...

just realized my family found my social media while googling "jessica pegula" highlights. suddenly my passion for weird Japanese snack reviews and detailed rants about microwave techniques is OUT THERE. they casually brought it up over dinner and now I have to explain why I have a whole post about crying over a slightly burnt bagel. does anyone have a good excuse for wanting to perfectly capture the perfect noodle soup texture? #JessicaPegula #oops

just realized my family found my social media while googling "jessica pegula" highlights. suddenly my passion for weird Japanese snack reviews and detailed rants about microwave techniques is OUT THERE. they casually brought it up over dinner and now I have to explain why I have a whole post about crying over a slightly burnt bagel. does anyone have a good excuse for wanting to perfectly capture the perfect noodle soup texture? #JessicaPegula #oops

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take a step back. this moment is just one chapter, and brighter days are ahead. #Healing #Encouragement