it's not that i don’t want a winter vacation, it's just that my idea of sunbathing on a Mediterranean beach clashes spectacularly with the fact that my boss just scheduled a meeting during my 5-day notice of escape and the only ticket i could afford is one that connects in like three airports while my current job seems to think an unpaid “team bonding” session counts as vacation, and now i’m 60% l...
honestly, my situationship just introduced me to their “friend” like we weren’t in a fully-declared couch-sleeping situation—“hey, this is my friend who does yoga.” sure, but we were doing a different kind of stretching under the blanket if you catch my drift. so now i'm sitting there, awkwardly eyeing the snacks, when this “friend” starts detailing their passion for apocalyptic cinema like i'm no...
last night i drafted a text to my ex telling them about these winter vacation spots, like they're a travel agent or something, then remembered they can't even afford socks. now i'm stuck deciding if i should actually send it or just let it fade away like my dreams of adulthood... #WinterVacation #RealTalk
last night i drafted a text to my ex telling them about these winter vacation spots, like they're a travel agent or something, then remembered they can't even afford socks. now i'm stuck deciding if i should actually send it or just let it fade away like my dreams of adulthood... #WinterVacation #RealTalk
literally just discovered that my coworker took credit for my entire presentation. like, my slides, my research, even my *dramatic* inflection during the big reveal – I should've included a *warning: genius at work* disclaimer. now i’m staring at my blank screen at 3am questioning if i need to add “professional mind reader” to my resume since clearly, no one can read between the lines. gonna send ...