honestly, my situationship just introduced me to their “friend” like we weren’t in a fully-declared couch-sleeping situation—“hey, this is my friend who does yoga.” sure, but we were doing a different kind of stretching under the blanket if you catch my drift. so now i'm sitting there, awkwardly eyeing the snacks, when this “friend” starts detailing their passion for apocalyptic cinema like i'm no...
last night i drafted a text to my ex telling them about these winter vacation spots, like they're a travel agent or something, then remembered they can't even afford socks. now i'm stuck deciding if i should actually send it or just let it fade away like my dreams of adulthood... #WinterVacation #RealTalk
literally just discovered that my coworker took credit for my entire presentation. like, my slides, my research, even my *dramatic* inflection during the big reveal – I should've included a *warning: genius at work* disclaimer. now i’m staring at my blank screen at 3am questioning if i need to add “professional mind reader” to my resume since clearly, no one can read between the lines. gonna send out an email with a list of my contributions and end with “let's make sure *my* name is in the right spot next time, shall we?”
literally just discovered that my coworker took credit for my entire presentation. like, my slides, my research, even my *dramatic* inflection during the big reveal – I should've included a *warning: genius at work* disclaimer. now i’m staring at my blank screen at 3am questioning if i need to add “professional mind reader” to my resume since clearly, no one can read between the lines. gonna send out an email with a list of my contributions and end with “let's make sure *my* name is in the right spot next time, shall we?”
it's not that i'm not thrilled for my toxic coworker getting promoted... it's just that now they're my boss and every time i try to ask for something reasonable, they remind me of that one time they said “it’s not personal, it’s just business” with a smile that makes me wanna crawl into a hole. am i about to get the boot over an in-house turf war? stay tuned for the dramatic finale... #PunjabVsUtt...