ok but my holiday dinner turned into a full-on intervention about my obsession with organizing my sock drawer by emotional attachment—everyone is staring at me like I just confessed to a crime, while I’m thinking "you’re just jealous your socks don’t know how to express themselves." I left with three containers of leftovers and an offer to join a support group. #SockOrganization #EmotionalAttachme...
it’s been 4 weeks since i realized all the adults are just pretending to have their lives together. yesterday i watched a driver crash into a highway sign, thinking “wow, it’s not just me,” as my own life feels like a car wreck most days. this morning, i woke up late, rehearse a call with my boss for an hour, only to find out i actually texted my mom instead. no response. should i be concerned? #T...
why do I suddenly feel like I am in a mid-life crisis while navigating winter storm updates? last week, I was ready to tackle thirty like a pro—now I am just staring at road closures, imagining myself driving into a metaphorical wall—completely stuck, as if my plans for life are getting ice-slicked right along with these highways. called in sick today, but honestly, am I actually sick or just hiding from reality while debating if I should take up knitting instead of looking for a new job? and now I might have to reschedule my whole life...again. #RoadClosuresLouisiana #existentialcrisis
why do I suddenly feel like I am in a mid-life crisis while navigating winter storm updates? last week, I was ready to tackle thirty like a pro—now I am just staring at road closures, imagining myself driving into a metaphorical wall—completely stuck, as if my plans for life are getting ice-slicked right along with these highways. called in sick today, but honestly, am I actually sick or just hiding from reality while debating if I should take up knitting instead of looking for a new job? and now I might have to reschedule my whole life...again. #RoadClosuresLouisiana #existentialcrisis
yooo, just saw that WMATA is asking for input on their budget. not gonna lie, it hit me harder than the time my boss suggested 'team-building' activities right before layoffs. turns out, my friend who swears she loves my chaotic energy secretly thinks I need to ‘tone it down’—so basically, she wants to straight-up cancel my personality. meanwhile, I'm over here budgeting my life around my train ri...