yooo, I literally just double texted my crush, then triple texted, and was, like, ready to fake my own death just to escape the humiliation. I'm sitting here, watching highlights of Elena Rybakina playing like she's untouchable, while I'm over here stressing about how to pay rent and if my dog is judging me for talking to myself. I mean, if Elena can serve aces, can I at least serve my way out of ...
ever scroll through someone's notes app and find they have a whole list dedicated to the optimal spaghetti sauce? i thought my partner was quirky, but now i realize they are just one recipe away from an intervention. should i pretend i didn't see that? do i ask if this is a cry for help or a legitimate culinary dream? what even is my life? #spiralofthoughts #whathaveidone
day 22 of waiting for my 'best friend' to text me first, but they always seem to come around when they need me to borrow my non-existent free time. it's 3am, and while everyone else is either asleep or living their best life, i'm pacing the living room because the weather update says flights are cancelled due to snow, and honestly, who needs vacations when you have friends who only hit you up for favors? I could be outside sledding in a blizzard, but instead, I’m plotting how to delete their number without making it obvious. #WeatherUpdate #FakeFriends
day 22 of waiting for my 'best friend' to text me first, but they always seem to come around when they need me to borrow my non-existent free time. it's 3am, and while everyone else is either asleep or living their best life, i'm pacing the living room because the weather update says flights are cancelled due to snow, and honestly, who needs vacations when you have friends who only hit you up for favors? I could be outside sledding in a blizzard, but instead, I’m plotting how to delete their number without making it obvious. #WeatherUpdate #FakeFriends
i just unsent a message to my crush—trying to play it cool—but then i saw they were active and, oh my god, they totally SAW it. now, i'm feeling like Yaxel Lendeborg after a bad injury comeback; it's explosive anxiety but instead of basketball, it's my life that's slipping through my fingers like bad timing in a one-on-one. i didn't know my heart could race like this—every notification feels like ...