yooo, so i accidentally sent a meme about snow to the group chat instead of my friend who was begging me to help with her essay, and now they think im preparing for a winter apocalypse while i just wanna disappear in shame—also, why’s it snowing in January when i haven’t bought a proper coat yet? guess i’ll just add it to my list of life regrets. #TodayWeather #Oops
it's not that I don’t believe in true love anymore; it’s just that I realized I’m literally falling for the person who sells me bagels at that weird little shop with the pink flamingo mural. I smile and nod as they tell me about their deep interest in exotic mustard varieties, knowing full well I just wanted a plain bagel with cream cheese. honestly, how did I get to the point where I crave this r...
yooo, I literally just double texted my crush, then triple texted, and was, like, ready to fake my own death just to escape the humiliation. I'm sitting here, watching highlights of Elena Rybakina playing like she's untouchable, while I'm over here stressing about how to pay rent and if my dog is judging me for talking to myself. I mean, if Elena can serve aces, can I at least serve my way out of this awkward mess? #ElenaRybakina #AwkwardSituations
yooo, I literally just double texted my crush, then triple texted, and was, like, ready to fake my own death just to escape the humiliation. I'm sitting here, watching highlights of Elena Rybakina playing like she's untouchable, while I'm over here stressing about how to pay rent and if my dog is judging me for talking to myself. I mean, if Elena can serve aces, can I at least serve my way out of this awkward mess? #ElenaRybakina #AwkwardSituations
ever scroll through someone's notes app and find they have a whole list dedicated to the optimal spaghetti sauce? i thought my partner was quirky, but now i realize they are just one recipe away from an intervention. should i pretend i didn't see that? do i ask if this is a cry for help or a legitimate culinary dream? what even is my life? #spiralofthoughts #whathaveidone