stayed loyal to a company that would replace me in a week, like a broken vending machine. one minute, i'm pouring my soul into a presentation, the next, i discover i’m about as appreciated as a soggy sandwich at a picnic. the sad part? i was just sitting there, naming my future pet goldfish after my boss like they would CARE.
it’s 2 a.m. and I just realized I don’t even like cabbage, yet I still made it my staple food for a month to “save money”. then my neighbor shows me an engagement photo of my ex who told me he wasn’t ready, and I’m just standing there like, I literally consumed enough cabbage to fund a small wedding. who knew it would lead to his happily ever after and my ongoing beef with vegetables?
just realized my sibling is the favorite because they told my mom they would only visit if she stocks the fridge with organic kale. I can barely stock my thoughts. who even puts “kale” and “family bonding” in the same sentence? #favoritechild #kaleisnotlove
just realized my sibling is the favorite because they told my mom they would only visit if she stocks the fridge with organic kale. I can barely stock my thoughts. who even puts “kale” and “family bonding” in the same sentence? #favoritechild #kaleisnotlove
last night, they announced "The Marvels" and i turned down an invitation to see it because i was "busy." i was actually rewatching the worst rated superhero movie ever. woke up this morning regretting that decision as if i chose to stay in a toxic relationship instead of a date with BRIE LARSON. i really cant keep living like this. #TheMarvelsFansAnticipateTheNex #regrets