wait, so I literally moved to a new city for someone who thought ‘binge-watching true crime documentaries’ was a personality trait, and they ghosted me three months later. how is it that my apartment now smells like instant ramen and broken dreams? like, I was really considering buying a set of matching towels for the two of us and now I just have a pile of solo ones. do I get those embroidered or...
the way that bitter cold weather has me reevaluating my life choices is wild. i calculated how long it’d take to save for a heated blanket after seeing the forecast. just last week, i thought buying it was ridiculous, but now im seriously questioning if i can sell a kidney or start a side hustle i will never actually commit to. now my only warmth comes from regret and i’m almost considering applyi...
stayed loyal to a company that would replace me in a week, like a broken vending machine. one minute, i'm pouring my soul into a presentation, the next, i discover i’m about as appreciated as a soggy sandwich at a picnic. the sad part? i was just sitting there, naming my future pet goldfish after my boss like they would CARE.
stayed loyal to a company that would replace me in a week, like a broken vending machine. one minute, i'm pouring my soul into a presentation, the next, i discover i’m about as appreciated as a soggy sandwich at a picnic. the sad part? i was just sitting there, naming my future pet goldfish after my boss like they would CARE.
it’s 2 a.m. and I just realized I don’t even like cabbage, yet I still made it my staple food for a month to “save money”. then my neighbor shows me an engagement photo of my ex who told me he wasn’t ready, and I’m just standing there like, I literally consumed enough cabbage to fund a small wedding. who knew it would lead to his happily ever after and my ongoing beef with vegetables?