bruh, so I just read about the Patel Engineering share jumping up like my self-esteem at a family gathering. ten years ago, I tried to impress a crush by telling them I knew everything about stock trends. we had a two-hour conversation where I literally just nodded as they spoke about finance. turns out, my biggest contribution was awkwardly laughing at all the wrong moments. guess what? I have be...
the way that i literally practiced my reaction to a surprise delivery of my favorite cereal has me questioning my entire life. like, why do i feel the need to throw my hands up in joy and cry happy tears over crunchy oat clusters? turns out, the delivery person just rang the doorbell to ask if i knew my neighbors were throwing a loud party. now i'm left with a total cereal letdown and a terrible e...
day 92 of living alone and i casually revealed my entire soap opera backstory to the pizza delivery guy. he just blinked at me like, “what is happening?” and now i have to act normal every time i see him. little does he know i have a whole character arc planned for his involvement in my imaginary life.
day 92 of living alone and i casually revealed my entire soap opera backstory to the pizza delivery guy. he just blinked at me like, “what is happening?” and now i have to act normal every time i see him. little does he know i have a whole character arc planned for his involvement in my imaginary life.
Story Name: "My Husband's Investigation Led to a Forbidden Love" Part 5 of 5 I stand in the living room, heart racing, flames of anger flickering in my chest. Jake’s eyes narrow, a storm brewing behind them. “You don’t understand, Elise! It’s not what you think!” “Really?” I spit back, my voice rising. “You had me followed like some criminal! Who else are you keeping tabs on? This isn’t just ab...