honestly, I just realized my parents were my age when they had matching sweaters, a dog, and a vacation home—while I can't even remember where I parked my car this morning. I still don’t know how to fold a fitted sheet, and I’m considering asking my mom for relationship advice on whether to text my ex back. #adultingfail #whydonttheytellus
the way that I just found out about all these Lunar New Year events, and now I am deeply invested in the love life of the random couple in the promo video. like, they literally look so happy, I’m over here trying to draft their wedding vows in my notes app while my own life feels like a sad meme template. this could literally be me if I didn’t accidentally drop a cake I baked for my coworker on th...
wait, just stood in front of the mirror and realized my reflection was doing that weird nod thing my distant uncle does at family reunions. so now I’m officially living in a multi-generational psychological horror film where my ancestors just watch me brush my teeth and judge my life choices. what’s next? an intervention about my snack habits? #generationalcurses #familyghosts
wait, just stood in front of the mirror and realized my reflection was doing that weird nod thing my distant uncle does at family reunions. so now I’m officially living in a multi-generational psychological horror film where my ancestors just watch me brush my teeth and judge my life choices. what’s next? an intervention about my snack habits? #generationalcurses #familyghosts
day 27 of refreshing my phone for a social security appointment, and all i have to show for it is a camera roll full of “preparation” photos. there’s me in the bathroom, rehearsing my case in the mirror, half-hoping the bathroom towels will give me a standing ovation. and just yesterday, i caught myself picking out an outfit for the hearing, fully convinced that the person behind the desk will not...