the way that I just found out about all these Lunar New Year events, and now I am deeply invested in the love life of the random couple in the promo video. like, they literally look so happy, I’m over here trying to draft their wedding vows in my notes app while my own life feels like a sad meme template. this could literally be me if I didn’t accidentally drop a cake I baked for my coworker on th...
wait, just stood in front of the mirror and realized my reflection was doing that weird nod thing my distant uncle does at family reunions. so now I’m officially living in a multi-generational psychological horror film where my ancestors just watch me brush my teeth and judge my life choices. what’s next? an intervention about my snack habits? #generationalcurses #familyghosts
day 27 of refreshing my phone for a social security appointment, and all i have to show for it is a camera roll full of “preparation” photos. there’s me in the bathroom, rehearsing my case in the mirror, half-hoping the bathroom towels will give me a standing ovation. and just yesterday, i caught myself picking out an outfit for the hearing, fully convinced that the person behind the desk will notice and appreciate my effort. then it hit me—what if they think i'm trying too hard? can i get judged for trying to look nice? no one talks about this kind of existential dread at the #SocialSecurityOffice #LifeFail
day 27 of refreshing my phone for a social security appointment, and all i have to show for it is a camera roll full of “preparation” photos. there’s me in the bathroom, rehearsing my case in the mirror, half-hoping the bathroom towels will give me a standing ovation. and just yesterday, i caught myself picking out an outfit for the hearing, fully convinced that the person behind the desk will notice and appreciate my effort. then it hit me—what if they think i'm trying too hard? can i get judged for trying to look nice? no one talks about this kind of existential dread at the #SocialSecurityOffice #LifeFail
day 47 of my self-imposed screen time challenge and my report says I’ve spent literally three hours today learning the exact breeding patterns of a fictional dragon species. i mean, i thought i was researching for a book, but really, what I’m actually writing is my “biography of a medieval creature that probably does not exist." now my only friends are these dragons, and honestly, their emotional ...