not gonna lie, i just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need to borrow my AirPods, and i'm starting to feel like the side character in a soap opera. i was there crying about bayern’s latest victory like it mattered to anyone, and they popped in just to say, "hey can i borrow those?" honestly, do i need to text back saying i just read the definition of ‘friend’ to reassess my life? ...
yooo, so i literally spent three hours today deep diving into the backstory of my favorite fictional cat from a game. like, i crafted an entire lineage for him, detailing how he conquered every fridge he ever encountered and single-handedly ended the war between the vacuum and the sofa. bruh, now i am low-key thinking about how to design a family tree for a character who doesn't even exist. guess ...
not gonna lie, i just learned about the whole kiesewetter thing, and suddenly i’m over here reconsidering my life choices because my dream of becoming an international taco food truck mogul is way more plausible than dating someone who just got engaged after saying they were “not ready.” who knew future plans could change that quickly? i thought it took me too long to decide what to wear for a party. meanwhile, they're signing contracts and planning weddings. my heart is aching and my taco recipes remain untested. #Kiesewetter #adultinghard
not gonna lie, i just learned about the whole kiesewetter thing, and suddenly i’m over here reconsidering my life choices because my dream of becoming an international taco food truck mogul is way more plausible than dating someone who just got engaged after saying they were “not ready.” who knew future plans could change that quickly? i thought it took me too long to decide what to wear for a party. meanwhile, they're signing contracts and planning weddings. my heart is aching and my taco recipes remain untested. #Kiesewetter #adultinghard
not gonna lie, when my parents showed up unannounced and saw my messy room, all i could think was how lindsay lohan is literally out there working on her fitness while i was sitting in a pile of dirty laundry trying to hide my ramen collection like it was the crown jewels. i promised myself i’d clean this place up and be a responsible adult, but clearly, i need more of a dramatic redemption arc li...