it's not that i’m upset about being passed over for the promotion, it’s just that i’m now officially a world-renowned expert in deciphering the emotional state of houseplants. spent the afternoon explaining to my fiddle leaf fig why it was rejected and made it cry. the tears were green, not gonna lie. #careerpathshift #plantwhisperer
just saw that the temperature in jaipur is literally freezing. i declined plans because my budget is thinner than my winter jacket. honestly, the real struggle is that my couch is now my only social life and it only laughs at my bad life choices. i would go out, but have you seen how low the temperature is? i literally thought about building a snow fort to hide from my responsibilities. #Temperatu...
not gonna lie, i just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need to borrow my AirPods, and i'm starting to feel like the side character in a soap opera. i was there crying about bayern’s latest victory like it mattered to anyone, and they popped in just to say, "hey can i borrow those?" honestly, do i need to text back saying i just read the definition of ‘friend’ to reassess my life? #Bayern #sadtruth
not gonna lie, i just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need to borrow my AirPods, and i'm starting to feel like the side character in a soap opera. i was there crying about bayern’s latest victory like it mattered to anyone, and they popped in just to say, "hey can i borrow those?" honestly, do i need to text back saying i just read the definition of ‘friend’ to reassess my life? #Bayern #sadtruth
yooo, so i literally spent three hours today deep diving into the backstory of my favorite fictional cat from a game. like, i crafted an entire lineage for him, detailing how he conquered every fridge he ever encountered and single-handedly ended the war between the vacuum and the sofa. bruh, now i am low-key thinking about how to design a family tree for a character who doesn't even exist. guess ...