bruh, my boss just said "we're like family here" before dropping the news about no raises this year. lmao, I felt like I just found out my long-lost uncle is actually my only remaining family member, and he’s also broke. maybe if I buy a Mitsubishi Xforce, I can drive far enough away to pretend this all doesn't matter. #MitsubishiXforce #lifechoices
bruh, saw the highlights of Donovan Mitchell last night and it hit differently. like, my friend keeps doing this same thing over and over and literally keeps asking me for help like i'm a damn life coach. i finally ghosted her when she called crying over the same guy AGAIN, just like the Cavs giving up a hundred points for the third game in a row. we both know she’s gonna end up on the same sad ro...
like, i literally ghosted my cousin because hearing about her latest promotion felt like getting hit with a brick every time we spoke. she acts like we’re just catching up, but it’s an interrogation about my life while she casually mentions her salary that could probably pay off a small country’s debt. family gatherings are like competing in an Olympics of “who's the most successful” while i’m just over here wondering if my idea of happiness can even fit into their world without exploding.
like, i literally ghosted my cousin because hearing about her latest promotion felt like getting hit with a brick every time we spoke. she acts like we’re just catching up, but it’s an interrogation about my life while she casually mentions her salary that could probably pay off a small country’s debt. family gatherings are like competing in an Olympics of “who's the most successful” while i’m just over here wondering if my idea of happiness can even fit into their world without exploding.
it's not that i'm upset my friends have a separate chat without me. it's just… i can’t shake the feeling of being that kid chosen last for kickball while everyone else pretends it’s no big deal. i keep checking my phone, half-expecting a notification that never comes. it feels like being benjamin netanyahu, clinging to power while the world moves on around me. awkward and unwanted, wondering if an...