WhisperDog

Confessions: bruh, saw the highlights of Donovan Mitchell last night and it hit differently. …

it's not that I wanted to celebrate my own message—it's just that, in the quiet of my room, I hearted a line about how sunsets remind me of when I used to feel alive. but then, that little red heart felt like a declaration—a moment where I couldn’t even trust myself. now, I’m just staring at the screen, trapped in my own awkward confession, as if I’m the only one here believing I deserve a heart f...

bruh, my boss just said "we're like family here" before dropping the news about no raises this year. lmao, I felt like I just found out my long-lost uncle is actually my only remaining family member, and he’s also broke. maybe if I buy a Mitsubishi Xforce, I can drive far enough away to pretend this all doesn't matter. #MitsubishiXforce #lifechoices

bruh, saw the highlights of Donovan Mitchell last night and it hit differently. like, my friend keeps doing this same thing over and over and literally keeps asking me for help like i'm a damn life coach. i finally ghosted her when she called crying over the same guy AGAIN, just like the Cavs giving up a hundred points for the third game in a row. we both know she’s gonna end up on the same sad rollercoaster, and honestly, why should I ride it with her? now I’m over here wondering if I should’ve just let her crash and burn on her own. #DonovanMitchell #NoMoreFreeAdvice

bruh, saw the highlights of Donovan Mitchell last night and it hit differently. like, my friend keeps doing this same thing over and over and literally keeps asking me for help like i'm a damn life coach. i finally ghosted her when she called crying over the same guy AGAIN, just like the Cavs giving up a hundred points for the third game in a row. we both know she’s gonna end up on the same sad rollercoaster, and honestly, why should I ride it with her? now I’m over here wondering if I should’ve just let her crash and burn on her own. #DonovanMitchell #NoMoreFreeAdvice

like, i literally ghosted my cousin because hearing about her latest promotion felt like getting hit with a brick every time we spoke. she acts like we’re just catching up, but it’s an interrogation about my life while she casually mentions her salary that could probably pay off a small country’s debt. family gatherings are like competing in an Olympics of “who's the most successful” while i’m jus...