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Rants: i keep seeing these headlines about crashes on the H-1 freeway, and all i can th…

it's not that i'm concerned about my partner texting someone else. it's just... they've started texting PwC too. like, apparently the company can pay for their attention better than I can. but honestly, maybe that’s a sign I need to upgrade my pitch game, or at least start lying about my cooking skills like I'm pitching them on "fine dining experiences." #Pwc #relationshipgoals

OMG, have you heard the latest tea? Anna Kendrick and Matt Rife are stirring up some major buzz in CT! From star-studded sightings to all the juicy gossip, you won't want to miss out on this celebs-in-the-wild drama. Check it out for all the deets! 🌟✨ Read more at ctinsider.com #CelebritySightings

i keep seeing these headlines about crashes on the H-1 freeway, and all i can think about is how i once rear-ended my own hopes and dreams when i thought i could quit my job and “find myself.” never mind the car repairs; the emotional toll of realizing my life wasn’t a rom-com was far more expensive. turns out the only thing crashing harder than those cars is my belief that i'll figure out adulting before thirty. #HawaiiNewsNow #LifeIsWild

i keep seeing these headlines about crashes on the H-1 freeway, and all i can think about is how i once rear-ended my own hopes and dreams when i thought i could quit my job and “find myself.” never mind the car repairs; the emotional toll of realizing my life wasn’t a rom-com was far more expensive. turns out the only thing crashing harder than those cars is my belief that i'll figure out adulting before thirty. #HawaiiNewsNow #LifeIsWild

i just sent a screenshot of a meme to the very person i was gossiping about. honestly, my heart dropped faster than the Challenger launch. now, i’m contemplating whether to deny, deny, deny, or just become a meme myself. either way, i'm not ready for this level of confrontation. this is why i don't make friends in the first place, you know? #ChallengerExplosion #LifeFail